Every man should get married some time; after all,happiness is not the only thing in life !!--Anonymous

Every man should get married some time; after all,happiness is not the only thing in life !!--Anonymous

Bachelors should be heavily taxed. It is not fair that some men shouldbe happier than others.--Oscar Wilde

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Don't marry for money; you can borrow it cheaper. --Scottish Proverb
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I don't worry about terrorism. I was married fortwo years. --Sam Kinison
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When a man opens the door of his car for his wife,you can be sure ofone thing: either the car is new or the wife.
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I asked my wife, "Where do you want to go for ouranniversary?"
She said,"Somewhere I have never been!"
I told her,"How about the kitchen?"
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We always hold hands. If I let go, she shops.
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She got a mudpack and looked great for two days.

Thenthe mud fell off.
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Vaaaammmooooooo..... Marriage-Pelli-Shaadi

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Q: If marriages are made in heaven,(:siggu:)
then what are made in Hell ??
A: The days after marriage! (:scared1:)
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Before marriage:
Roses are red,
sky is blue,
O my darling! Come to me…
After Marriage:
Roses are dead,
I have flu,
don’t come near me...
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The most effective way to remember your wife’s birthday
is
To forget it once...
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A person who surrenders when he’s WRONG, He is HONEST...
A person who SURRENDERS when not SURE,
He is WISE... :(whistle):
A person who surrenders even if he’s RIGHT,
He is a pooooooooooor HUSBAND!
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Q: During Marriage ceremony why is the bridegroom made to sit on the horse?
A: He is given his last chance to run away…!! :horseride:
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Shadi kernay aur mobile kharidnay k baad
aik hi baat ka afsos hota hay kaash
thori dair aur ruk jaatay to
acha model mil jata...
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When a man holds a woman’s hand
Before marriage, it is love...
After marriage it is self-defense...
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What is Marriage?
1 year:-Alpenlibe-Ji lalchaye raha Na Jaye... :dance4:
2 year:- KINETIC-Sab ki hawa Nikal de...
3 year:-CHLORMINT- DOBARA MAT PUCHNA…..
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One day a man inserted an ‘advertisement’ in the local classifieds: “Wife wanted”
Next day he received a hundred letters...
They all said the same thing: “You can have mine”
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Why do we all marry?
Because romance
is not the only element of life...
We should also know...

horror
terror :scared1:
suspense
irony
stupidity
&
tragedy
of LIFE!!!
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What a married man says after years of marriage:-
My marriage is made of Trust & Understanding,
She doesn’t Trust me
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I dont Understand her
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The Equation of Marriage:
7 Glance = 1 Smile
7 Smile = 1 Meeting
7 Meeting = 1 Kiss
7 Kisses = 1 Proposal :loveu2:
7 Proposal = 1 Marriage - :cheer2:
And that 1 marriage has 77777+ problems.
So beware of glance! :no: